Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
  

May, 21 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2030 views       Funny

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!

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