Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
.
4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
  

May, 26 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2280 views       Funny

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Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai


Plz try www.tuba.com
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
''jee kia chaheyeh


haan kia chaheyeh???


msg parhna hai?



ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo


yeh mesg hee tu hai''
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->
Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
?
?
Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frmain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"