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Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
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PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati
Waja
Socho
Soocho
Nahi Pata
Aray
Wahan
TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
.
.
"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Sardar say kisi ny kaha
Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
Kion Nahi Karain.?
Kion K,
Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?
Kion.?
ARAY BHAi!
''WAFA''
OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..
heights of professio
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
abey apne kam se kam rakh
Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
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BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@
LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@
KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI
N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
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