''Ek bar kuch bandar

''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''

May, 24 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2984 views Funny

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man to barber cut my hair short

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....

''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''

sood haram hay

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..

beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
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jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Life Means ENJOY ,

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Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya

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Oopar aasman hai

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

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1 Gadha 2sry sy

1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN

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Need Nt To Think Hard

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COOL inside.

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