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Banta ask santa: what will you
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Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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May, 26 2010
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Tujhe Lita K Loon
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Ya Bitha K Loun
Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun
ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun
ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
main bewakoof main
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
may u b wot u hope t
MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
A mobile is like a
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
1 medical student
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me kya Farq Hota Hai,
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,
Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,
JeSE K
Mein
he he he
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
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