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Banta ask santa: what will you
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Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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May, 26 2010
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TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn
StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM
TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE
StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Agar train kee patree
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?
Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
pAtA hAi kiA...
pAtA hAi kiA...
chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy
Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO
SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
TUM
SAB
SUN
HI
LO
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PLEAS
SUN
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YAAR
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->
gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
-Commandar Safegaurd
Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
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