Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2365 views       Funny

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1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .



Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.