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Banta ask santa: what will you
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Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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May, 26 2010
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A HINDI Teacher
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:
"Open The Doors Of
The Window And
Let The Atmosphere Come In"
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
fool se fool ne fool
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans.
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha.
Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Aata Khatam Gas Khatam
Aata Khatam
Gas Khatam
Petrol Khatam
Ghee Khatam
Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam
Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''
Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
As Compared To A Mother?
Because A Mother
Can Put Only One Child To
Sleep But A Lecturer
Can Put The
Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
aap ki girl friend k saharay
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .
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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
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