Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3260 views       Funny

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Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main unghi mar k:-)

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???

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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)


We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->


Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan


Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!