Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2581 views Funny

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Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

"Yes Or No"

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!

''You are cute like TOM Sweet like JERRY

''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''

It satisfies ur mind,

It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..

Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.

Man , Mistri G ,

Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

girlagr tmhe mjsy s

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

a sensible proposal

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

when i go wrong i

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

1 baat tou btao

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

When Somebody...

When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic....

I Agree That''s True....

Believe Me...

I Can Swear....

Coz

Love Is Blind....... ;->

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

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