Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3317 views Funny

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ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..
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Read each word from right side.

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

raät k bad din ata hai,

hansi k bad ghum ata hai,

par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

May God give u

May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.

Life Is Difficult,

Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .

And Say . . . . .

"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

Asif Zardari, America

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->

Nothing is permanent

Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!

Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.

Gabbar : Arey Oo

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

Teachr 2 Students:

Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->

Kesy hain?

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

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