1 medical student

1 medical student
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3677 views       Funny

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Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,



Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?


NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......










Theek usi tarah.../









2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.


How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Oye

Ye Dekho



















































Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "