Baba Saxi

Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

Jun, 17 2012 224 chars (2 sms) 11261 views Funny

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''Hi, Doing nothing?

''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''

A Punjab Policeman

A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Sentence With a Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

Saare gawaahon

Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)

a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

''How v analyse things 4m outside

''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''

sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Meri Ek Naak Hy

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy

Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:

Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

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