Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!

May, 25 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 2823 views Funny

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What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

pathan gave a party

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

After Reading The

After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Ka Asan Tareeqa Bata Raha

Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so

jAyA kAro khAs tor pe

driving kArte wAqt...

A Small Advice.

A Small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

If U Need Original Tigers

If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately

Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

bcoz a gud friend carries the load of dificulties and pains in friendship.

U do same & U r my gud frnd,so U r my cute Donkey GUD LUK

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