Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
  

May, 25 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     3327 views       Funny

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U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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7)



Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....




but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...




1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.




2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?





1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->