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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.
Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
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Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
_____________________ Kuch Nahi Bus Meray
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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)
modeling offer for y
Modeling offer for you
Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
Larka Bus Stop Par
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Hight of Friendship..
Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
''A man had his credit card stolen.
''A man had his credit card stolen.
He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''
Can we do romance in
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Teacher
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
this day when the
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
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