Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!

May, 25 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 3421 views Funny

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creating shortage of,

Wheat

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water

Musharaf has been
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aik pathan dosry se

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Taali ek hath se nahin
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techar bangali student se

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"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

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