Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
  

May, 25 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     2486 views       Funny

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1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
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Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

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Ramzan Aa Chuka He
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''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

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Phak di cheeni
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Jhoot bakdi
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Ha Ha Ha!''
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Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

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