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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.
Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye
KUCH KUCH HOTA HA
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA
Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA
Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main
Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
Tortoise & Rabbit
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!
SPORTS QUOTA :-P
Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
honda city mei bethn
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Baap:Beta
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security
To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"
I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Husband: "Where do
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"
Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"
Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
Dhanya Rs=3
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
father watching fashiontv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
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