Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2537 views       Funny

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"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.
''Ham janday pay they sair ko
kinare kinare naher ko
kutta piya nigahon men
suta piya tha rah men
ham ne gul khila diya
kuttay ko jaga dia
kuttay ne dandi wad li
pinni ki pinni kad li
itne men ham paj paray
cyckle de wich waj paray
kutta magron ley gia
cyckle wala pichay pe gia..''
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
What Is B.E. . . .




8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.


Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna