Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2984 views       Funny

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Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


y?














He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...



Treatment :


Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"


Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"