Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

May, 26 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3022 views Funny

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Wife: yesterday

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Bin laden''s son was

Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.

Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"

He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?

Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................

Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''

dum guy was

dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO

PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,

SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

Tujhko Kya Bhejon

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

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Doctor:Madam

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