Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2515 views       Funny

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Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.


Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .




















Sorry Dude No More Supposition



















U Are An Idiot . . . :
Patient To Nurse

I Don''t Want To

Get Well Because I Love U!

Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,

Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U

Kissing Me

& He Loves Me Too
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart