Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2469 views       Funny

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chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?




"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Because that was the DEAL ..!
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->


nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe''s sHoRt fOrM

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

may ALLAH bless us ;->
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.