Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3320 views       Funny

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


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Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.


Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane


Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
FILM dekhni hai ?


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Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''