Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
  

May, 26 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2420 views       Funny

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and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

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As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
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SaMaJh PaAye ;->
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K kitne Bajey.?




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Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
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Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!