Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

May, 26 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3046 views Funny

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Itz tHE DaY of cakes

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!

1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

2 kids wr lying 2get

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

''A man had his credit card stolen.

''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''

Masha Allah

Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n

Ya Allah

Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
?
?
?
Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

Zardari: . . . .

Zardari: . . . .

Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

''Main ne to Aaj

''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

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Doctor:Madam

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