Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)