Acording 2 a recent survey

Acording 2 a recent survey
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
  

May, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2009 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI


Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->