In class room

In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
  

May, 14 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3279 views       Funny

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bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..


bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..





uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..



Think..









Say this fast in American accent.


"There was a cold day!" ;->
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!