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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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May, 14 2010
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?
Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...
He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Position of a Husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
boycott indian new movie 3 idiots
Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
nurse mubarak ho a
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Sab Kaho Aameen
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
Kasam Se 20000000000
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don
Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don
Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
Fight between teeth & tongue;
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
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