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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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2000 mai bachay parhtay thy
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Teacher asked pathan
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
My eyes: Miss u
My
eyes:
Miss u
My
feelings:
LOve u
My
mind:
Calls u
My life is U
I''ll die without u
I LOVE U
Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai
Sambhal usko
can a kangaroo jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
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The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.
You are always being asked to do things,
and yet you are not
decrepit enough
to turn them down.
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Student:A Holiday... ;->
Democratic Difference
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...
IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .
In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
are you kidding mama
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Definition of Laziness:-
Definition of Laziness:-
"Its a talent
of taking rest
before you get tired!!"
Doston ki pehchan
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…
Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
''Aankhon main nami t
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,
Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
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