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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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May, 14 2010
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Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
gul khan boht pareshan hai
Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...
Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''
**dost**
**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
pathan and guest
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao
Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
WOMAN: U Tell
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Masroofiat ?
Masroofiat ?
Kanjoosi ?
Ghurbat ?
La-Parwahi ?
Narazgi ?
Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?
Mobile Ki Kharabi ?
Alfaz Ki Qillat ?
Nakhre ?
Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
Today is GABBER SINGH''s
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
Girl’s father: “main nahin
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
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