If ever u start missing

If ever u start missing
If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)
  

May, 13 2010     197 chars (2 sms)     2161 views       Funny

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Dr''Muna start his
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*

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A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
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sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
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