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Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
  
May, 24 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2938 views       Funny

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Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha


Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Funny
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: Eida matlab.. ?







"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->
One day de
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!
I Love U Yes I Love U
I Love U


Yes I Love U



Sach Main


Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

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