Astrologer:

Astrologer:
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
  

May, 24 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2107 views       Funny

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Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae




"Qabar ka Murda"
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????


sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!


Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes