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Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

May, 24 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2461 views Funny

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student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Begum:

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.

''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

raat

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..

Do U Know The Rules

Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->

Amazing Home Remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

BaThRooM SoNgS:

BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->

ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

Four guys

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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