Astrologer:

Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

May, 24 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2833 views Funny

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naka naka dumdum fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

Woh ye keh kar meri saari

''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....

Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''

Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

attention plz der

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

To b a "Good

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.

2008 Ka Faqeer :

2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->

Ur words r Antibiotics,

Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill

its a scary story

IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

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