Astrologer:

Astrologer:
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
  

May, 24 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2500 views       Funny

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In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..


But
Some Times



Cracks May Come As Friends


Like U.....
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Astagfirullah

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
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Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”