Astrologer:

Astrologer:
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
  

May, 24 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2664 views       Funny

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, Aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....





Sweet,



cool,




good,



easily available



And



Biggest similarity...









Dhakkan. . .
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




Aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

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