chohay ne aik pora suit kutr

chohay ne aik pora suit kutr

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



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Wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!
  

May, 05 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2235 views       Funny

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Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
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Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%











DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine



Happy Valentine

For Others



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