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When a man talks dirty
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When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
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May, 19 2010
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba"
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,
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hamara mutaaliba
Hamara mutaaliba.
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
hey wat do u call
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
The great question.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
/DÜÅ/
/DÜÅ/
Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay
Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle
Per jis lerki pe dum nikle
Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log
Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K
Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
ye keh ker faraz ne
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
1 Pakistani Dosray Se
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
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