A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
  

May, 21 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     12070 views       Funny

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Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.



1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Once "Chhakka"



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"Raymonds Showroom"




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Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..

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Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (: