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A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
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AIK BAAT BATAO
PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
try thisbrbr
Try this....
Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...
277451366514612382623
Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
Sardar:
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone
This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
Child:Chacha
Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha
Will Close Their Eyes
We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..
ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->
How True ...
Teacher asks girl,
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
What Is Faster
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
Ager pakre gaye to tere s
Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..
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