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keep it in the cow
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keep it in the cow
keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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May, 05 2010
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I had many options...
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
If A Girl Call U "BHAI
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....
Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...
Arey Pakar Liya..
Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
The World Thinnest Book
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Sweet But Not Honey
Sweet But Not Honey
Precious But Not Money
Bright But Not Sunshine
Improves With Time But Not Wine
Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
agar pakistan mobile ejaad kartay to
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
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Subha
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Raat me
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SMS
Jeena
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SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
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