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keep it in the cow
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keep it in the cow
keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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May, 05 2010
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''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...
Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
Mujh ko naya
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Months
Professor: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Tongue Twister
Tongue Twister
The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !
( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )
Say it!
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
wah wah wah
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
Nasir
Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,
khan bahi...->
Naisir
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
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