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keep it in the cow
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keep it in the cow
keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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May, 05 2010
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teacher to pathan
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
news alert koi
NEWS ALERT !!
Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De
Mat Khana Plz
Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna
Q
K
City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
God Sends
God
Sends
Us
Meat,
The
Devil
Sends
Us
Cooks.
Proverb
Sardar:
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
policeman!!!
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
Love never Dies..
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
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forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,
Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...
Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...
Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi
PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
Behind every successful student,
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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