keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)

May, 05 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 3079 views Funny

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~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~

After
T u e s d a y .......

Week Itself Says .......

W T F ....... =P ;->

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

allah tujhe tere pyare bando ka wasta

Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!

Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN

KfC Price.....

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne Kaha

BRRRRRRRRRRR!!

girls

Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..

Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena

Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

''1 billi chohe ko

''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

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