keep it in the cow

keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2835 views       Funny

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A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->


Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..

Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"