keep it in the cow

keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2987 views       Funny

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I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...
Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum


Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


Sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo

Wo

Wo

NASWAR ho
Tum ;->
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?


Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.














sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P