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keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
  
May, 05 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     3020 views       Funny

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One day de
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?





Na call, na sms mila?





Parh parh msg hasda ja?



Saadi ker na koi parwah?




Mera balance muka?





Te apne set nu taala la
Doctor pricription 4 u,
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
Packing Start Ker do
Packing Start Ker do





Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi





Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain






Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
can u dance

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Qualities a friend must have:
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
This is my leg
This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
How Wud u Differentiate
How Wud u Differentiate

Between


Murgha & Murghi






Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?











Simple Hai








Throw A Stone. . .






Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha


Aur


Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
pathan and faraz
American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

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