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Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
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Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
Son: I Don''t Want
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?
Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
Our freindship is IDEAL,
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,
U happy
I happy,
U sad,
I sad,
U Laugh
I laugh,
U cry
I cry,
U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,
Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,
Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,
Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
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