muqadar

Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha

Apr, 12 2011 116 chars (1 sms) 2446 views Funny

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Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

tipz to beat da summ

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''

mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

fat man dr main pa

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

Dear Shameless customer!!!

Dear Shameless customer!!!

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1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"

Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:

:King Size Filter"

traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students

wait for the teachers

Dua

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

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