muqadar

muqadar
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
  

Apr, 12 2011     116 chars (1 sms)     2596 views       Funny

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What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena













Kya.....????




















Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi




Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream


Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .