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Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
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god made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
aray pen kh0 gaya warna kasam se
(Ghazal)
.
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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...
Circuit: Bhai America
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Raheel :
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
Ek truck doosre ko
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba"
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,
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hamara mutaaliba
Hamara mutaaliba.
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
tring yaad dilane aaya hoon
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| !"\(-.-)
| ! //>
| ! _/\_
tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
Difference between
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
DONO EYES PE
DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
SONE SE PEHLE
-:D
LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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