muqadar

Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha

Apr, 12 2011 116 chars (1 sms) 3067 views Funny

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Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

JB

LOG HUMAY

KISSSSSSSSSSS

KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.

ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

What''s Better Then

What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???

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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

"Every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

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