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Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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May, 17 2010
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Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them
Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
A Boy went to meet his GF.
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:
Kaha gay thay??
Boy: UssE milne....
Mom: Kislie???
Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
A Sardar & his wife
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?
Socho,
Aik aur dafa soch lo.
Nahee pata, to suno
"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
"SACH KA SAMNA"
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
Qualities That A Friend Must Hav
Qualities That A Friend Must Have
Cute As Elephant
Smart As Sarda
Active As Turtle
Fit As Hippo
&
Mature As Monkey
No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
1 charsi dosre se
1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai
Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna
INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)
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