Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah
Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)
  

May, 17 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2721 views       Funny

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When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .





Than






Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)
Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :


1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,


D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,


SoNe sE pEhLe,



MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->