katreena kaif ne geo news ko interview

katreena kaif ne geo news ko interview


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
interview mai kaha hai
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr sakti hai,
to wo kon C sarhad hai jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech diwar bane gi. . . =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     210 chars (2 sms)     2415 views       Funny

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Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....


Boley to


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Mirror nai Dekhny ka
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
Guess?...






Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....

Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd


U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo