We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

May, 14 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 2353 views Funny

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Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!

Acording 2 a recent survey

Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)

1 admi mrty waqt dost se

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

A sweet demand by a kid.

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

teacher draw a dia

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

ek admi apni family

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing

Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

.

.

.

Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>

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