We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

May, 14 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 2985 views Funny

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garmi ka kya faida hai

Sochoo

Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??

Sardi nahi lagti

Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...
Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...
Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....
Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

A strange reality:

A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

girl are best engine in

girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

1st Man : Yar Ye

1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->

Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

Ye Badalti Rutai''n

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf

KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

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