We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

May, 14 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 3374 views Funny

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2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

1 memon mutthi me ro

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Love is something special

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->

Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray

Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam

Aur

Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Contemporaray & Inauthentic

Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?

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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?

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