We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
  

May, 14 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2600 views       Funny

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Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Height OIf Relationship ...


1 Larka Gadhe K Saamne Gir Gaya

1 Larki Ne Dekha Tou Boli :

"Apne Barey Bhai K Paaon Chuu rahe Ho"

Larka Bola :














G Bhabi ... ;->
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|


How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

Rasila as RUS''MALAIE

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!