How Can You Tell

How Can You Tell
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2406 views       Funny

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p