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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
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ya lo
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Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
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Driver: y only 10rs?
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ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH
A
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..
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PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
The Best Gifts 2 B Given.
The Best Gifts 2 B Given.
2 A Frnd:
H0nesty,
2 An Enemy:
Forgiveness,
2 Parents:
Gratefulness,
2 God
Ur Life,
2 Me:
Nokia N95, Sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,
Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,
Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?
Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K
Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
i hide my tears
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
most successful ha
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Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
''WARNING ! ! !
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Badboo aap ne maari hai
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..
Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
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