Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
  

May, 24 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2535 views       Funny

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