Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

May, 24 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3003 views Funny

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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)

colg ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

a beautiful dress is

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!

Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!

081209

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

B4 u Speak-Listn

B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P

Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?

Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?

Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)

Bangali Student Se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."

BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->

btao tmhe main kitni achchi

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

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