Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

May, 24 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2834 views Funny

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Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Wen Does A Frnd

Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????

Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
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Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

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mubarak ho yaar tujhe

Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->

ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !

sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn

Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam

Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->

One Day I Saw Zardari

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

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heights of professio

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
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aur piyo
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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

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