Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

May, 24 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3094 views Funny

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The Devils Challenged

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->

Congratulation!

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''

Two lions broke

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->

If time doesn''t

If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

Garnal Major Ne

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?

New rules of life for 2008

New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .

RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .

BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->

Shakespeare said,

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In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''

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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

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