Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

May, 24 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2575 views Funny

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ek khan sahb sey koi

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Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
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Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
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ek dost ne doosrey s

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Or
Larki Phuppho..,

To Live a Life.... V Need

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Hats off to U, For Managing Without
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B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
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Judge:Why Did U

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baccha apni ammi ko

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FARAZ

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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
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iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo

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asif zardari americ

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K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

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