what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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May, 18 2010     72 chars (1 sms)     3182 views       Funny

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Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

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K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

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