Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"