what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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May, 18 2010     72 chars (1 sms)     3288 views       Funny

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We Miss U A Lot,

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Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
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Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
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Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


Aakh Thoo
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

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And

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"100" ... :p ;->
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

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