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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
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K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.
2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Tapo Slanto Said :
Tapo Slanto Said :
Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki
50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay
Yaken Nahe Ata Tu
Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
makhi & pathan
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
You are Sweet, Cute and an
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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Hun jaisay PAPPU
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AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.
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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
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Itz the Month of
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Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
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