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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance. Use Bellow Trick .
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
Sweetest Proposal
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
GIRL: If U will try 2
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
''Manzil ki taraf badt
''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''
Ppl U Have Seen
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match
What Do u Think Was The Reason
Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?
No
Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??
NO
Real Reason
Guess. . .
Wild Guess. . .
Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Interview 4 New Admission
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,
aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
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