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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
aJ sE 10 sAaL
AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe
LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bHaI nAhI HaI kYa?
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"
''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''
2 Pathan Masjid Me
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
Gadha tanhai me kya
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?
Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
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