.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...

May, 25 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3143 views Funny

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.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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