.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
  

May, 25 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3222 views       Funny

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Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
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Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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