Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
  

May, 13 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
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SmS mEans ...

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T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
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M o n e y
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