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''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
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Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
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Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
new style of proposing
New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
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What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
Sardar car ki
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
"Phool Insano Se Zyada
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy K "AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne wala..
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
A Sardar & his wife
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
If Somebody Comes &
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.
Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
get married
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,
but
f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
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Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
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