today if anyone prai

today if anyone prai


Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
  

May, 03 2010     279 chars (2 sms)     2187 views       Funny

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