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teacher batao wo ko
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Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
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May, 06 2010
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3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
Need more speed??
Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
"2007 K Bhikari"
"2007 K Bhikari"
Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga
O Frnd Jee
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
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How ?
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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
never say i failed 1000 times
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Young Son:
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
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