teacher batao wo ko

teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
  

May, 06 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2958 views       Funny

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Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
In
Life


Wen
U
R
Alone


When
U
R
Crying


Wen
U
R
Upset


Wen
U
R
Sad


Jus
Make
A Call
2Me




Bcoz
.
.

I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


.
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
Nahi pata
.
.
.

.
.
.
Flytter fluter..............;->


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere advice to you is

.

.

.

"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?














Guess







.......





So Simple











Open The Phone Directory And Search For

AVAGADRO ... ;->
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)