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teacher batao wo ko
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teacher batao wo ko
teacher batao wo ko
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
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May, 06 2010
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wife running afte
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Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
PLz Pray For Me
PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
dekhene do apne cher
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......
Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
position of a husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
jis ko main nay
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Complete
&
Finish
But
Dere''s Difference
When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete
&
When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,
Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,
Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,
Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,
Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
Swimming pool me 6
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??
Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
The school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
what will u say when
what will u say when india beats china in population..??
CHINI KUM...
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