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Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
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May, 06 2010
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Who said english
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain
Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''
Priety apne
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"
Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Bantas advise:-
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
After engagement : Superman
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Sagai Aur Shaadi
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?
Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gol
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,
Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,
Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->
Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
after engagement p
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
Aj SUNDAY hai
Aj SUNDAY hai
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga
Don''t Ignore it Its True.
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