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teacher batao wo ko
teacher batao wo ko
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
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Consequences in Aerica...
Consequences in
Aerica...
A girl rushed over to her
husband..
Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Fight between teeth & tongue;
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
Falling in love is
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Dis ones awesome!
Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
"EINSTIEN"
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked
.
.
YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
I''m glad love doesn''t
I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
q whats the most
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?
Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
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