How woman calls

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

May, 26 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2682 views Funny

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Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Dil kerta hai zameen

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

kajri ne un dono ko

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Aik tah billa

Aik tah billa

Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"

sms packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai

Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai
Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai
Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai
Sms Karna tusi V nbahi Tay chhadna asi V nai

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge

Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne

Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-

Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

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