How woman calls

How woman calls
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
  

May, 26 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2858 views       Funny

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Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!


Aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!