aaj ka sawal prime m

aaj ka sawal prime m
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     218 chars (2 sms)     3748 views       Funny

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Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frmain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



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When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.


Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->


Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.