Aaj Sunday He..

Aaj Sunday He..
Aaj Sunday He..


Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe


Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo


Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
  

May, 17 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2354 views       Funny

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2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->
DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,



Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.