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Tajj Mehal dekh
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Human beings r soluble in water.
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
Bharosa Nahi?
Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge
Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.
Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
tera blood group kia hay?
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
EK sharabi apni eyes
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,
Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?
Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
A B C D E FG H
A
B
C
D
E
FG
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Par lya karo kabhe purani yadied taza ho jati hai.->
Itz tHE DaY of cakes
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...
1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..
2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..
Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
1-
2-
3-
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5-
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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA
DOST
Q K
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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi
"Sar" Mai Hy
(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
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