apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

May, 06 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 2537 views Funny

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Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???

Socho

Socho

Socho

Aur Socho

Rehman Dakait ...

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

Newspaper Men Advertisement

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

Muncipalty Van

Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.

Hi! Need one gal

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS

A Man Was Injected

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

students are very bright! ; )

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''

MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")

bas bohat hua b

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...

"SAAF SAAF" ;->

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

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