apna mobile uthao h

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
  

May, 06 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     3390 views       Funny

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aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
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Cockroach Hai..!!
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7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
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chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''


































An empty pocket... ;->
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
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I''ve No Girlfriend



I''ve No Girl friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI