apna mobile uthao h

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
  

May, 06 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     3403 views       Funny

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