apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

May, 06 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 3353 views Funny

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Bolaa dukaan

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Gum me jine ka maza

Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

raät k bad din ata hai,

hansi k bad ghum ata hai,

par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.

What Is The Similarity

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Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu

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Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

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apna mobile uthao h

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