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apna mobile uthao h
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
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erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
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May, 06 2010
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its saturday once again
Its Saturday Once Again...
Yaahooooo.....
It is Saturday....
Have a Great Weekend.....
Escape Fast...
Before the Boss Sees You...
Have a Great Weekend...
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Ankhon se,
Aankhon he Ankhon main,
Kaha..
"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D
Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending
Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
Kuch Bewakuf Log
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn
Par Aap Ne Tou
Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi
Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->
memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
TUM Hi TUM HO"
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansny Main
Rony Main
Jagny Main
Sony Main
Pany Main
Khony Main
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Aatay Ki Bori Main
ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main
AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main
Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur lips Rocket
Ur ears Chingari
ur smile Phuljari
Ur style Anaar
ur personilty Bomb
Beta Nikal le
I''m Coming with candle
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
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