apna mobile uthao h

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
  

May, 06 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     2982 views       Funny

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Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,

jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..

Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































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