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May, 06 2010
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Husband:I''ll admit
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband: Ok
I''m wrong!
Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):
you are right!
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
''MUNNA BHAI
''MUNNA BHAI
abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka
SARKIT
simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
I''ve made so many
I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
* Munnabhai:
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
TUM Hi TUM HO"
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
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Rony Main
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Pany Main
Khony Main
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Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Life is like a drama:
Life is like a drama:
If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)
NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......
Nine Zero Pe 1
Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.
Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,
Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Santa:
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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