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What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
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What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->
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Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
American : "our dogs find bombs"
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai
U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
Raat Me Jab Sare Log
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..
Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai
Bolo Kyu???
Are Wo Wacth Man Hai
KamEEnAy BeghAirAt
KamEEnAy
BeghAirAt
KutTAy
BehAyA
ZalIl
mAnhOOs
jAhIl
GadhAy
MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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