What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???

What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2116 views       Funny

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Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.

Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"

He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
Zara Sochain ......






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ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->