Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
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1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
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2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
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3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
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4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
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6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Oct, 04 2011 435 chars (3 sms) 2424 views Funny

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es sms ko itna fwd karo k

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Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->

Life Was Lonely,

Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,

Dat

ALONE WAS BETTER

Tapo Slanto Said :

Tapo Slanto Said :

Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki

50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)

A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

bhikari 1 rupia ded

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

''boti we tu dyl na

''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

aaap main say har ko

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

A Meaningiful Sentence

A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .

A Smile Costs Less

A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

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