Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan . 1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen . 2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen . 3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy . 4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen . 6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen . 7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy . 8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy . Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came
He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding
It Was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
