Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan . 1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen . 2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen . 3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy . 4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen . 6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen . 7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy . 8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy . Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
