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Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
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Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,
Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,
SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
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May, 19 2010
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source of vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
''A mathmatical question!
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
Pakistan means
Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
funny
tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........
Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
BV. kon say fida,
Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....
JAb Tumhari Shadddi
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
K
Pait
Main
Mera
..
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.
Mera
,
,
,
,
BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
In A A/C Exam Every
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
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