Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,

Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 1810 views Funny

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U r 1 Of those

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i

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msg

coz

its

fun

2

see

ur

eyes

goes

up

down

up

down

up

down

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Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674

~ Tum BiN ~

Mian ßivi Apny

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

In Ghajini

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..

How ? ? ?

Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

.
.

Sochoo...

.

Nahi Pata?

.

Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

()() ('';'') Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mas

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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smskp.com Likhne Ka

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???

If u really wanna know

If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???

then...

then....

......

.

look in the Dictionary... ;->

Daddy ye school kia hota hy

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

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