''''Happy Thappar Day''''

''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
  

May, 14 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3584 views       Funny

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