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''''Happy Thappar Day''''
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''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE
(Ghazal)
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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME... ;->
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
to
to
DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
pathan nay molvi sab say kaha
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
True relatives always
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
"Aaj Ki Dua"
"Aaj Ki Dua"
Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!
Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf
Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki
Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!
Ameen
what kind of car dr
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
The Secret Of Staying Young
The Secret Of Staying Young
Is To
Live Honestly. . .
Eat Slowly. . .
&
Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
What Will Bunty Say
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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