an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "