''''Happy Thappar Day''''

''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.

May, 14 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 3112 views Funny

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This is "Top Secret"

This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi

Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

lagaan remix 2020

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->

ammi ke nic per beva likh diya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

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''''Happy Thappar Day''''

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