"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,



BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
  

May, 14 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2687 views       Funny

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A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...
A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.
A Girl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
mud gorning.
lest of buck.
gay mod less bu.
ave a dice nay.
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.
MON''T DINE...!!! ;->