zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

May, 05 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2276 views Funny

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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry STARRING

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Aam ZindAgi-

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

According 2 the latest

According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight

EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...

ek sharabi 3r flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

its a nice feeling w

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

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zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

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