''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
  

May, 24 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2732 views       Funny

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President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->