''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''

May, 24 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2962 views Funny

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''1 Aadmi ny rat

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

Ali Rides A C

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

I''m Willing

I''m Willing
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Admit That ... !!!

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Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

Aaj Bohat He

Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy

Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna

Suna Hy Farishty

SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''

MERE SmS Milay?

MERE SmS Milay?
Nahi Milay to ye Lo
SMS SMS SMS
Lo chotay Sms
sms sms sms
ye lo remix
SmS sMs smS
stylish wale Bhi Loo
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Bas?
Now your turn

''Pani me tairna machli ka style

''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''

DUSHMAN wo jo marwa

DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?

PAthAn 2 BosS

PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->

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