70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"