She Came..

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...

Mam
Attendance...!

May, 17 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2371 views Funny

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lati hy mohabbat

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Have You Ever

Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->

Boy : Agar Main Kahon

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->

A man sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

pathan road accident

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

She Came..

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...

Mam
Attendance...!

Twin babies born

Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

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