She Came..

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...

Mam
Attendance...!

May, 17 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2956 views Funny

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Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Baithe tere khayalo me

Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...

Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..

"zinda ya murda,

pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
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Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

agar koi mujh sey pochchey

agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"

to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"

Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne

Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon Wali

Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...

AuR

AuR

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Why Do We Dress Baby

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Girl In Pink
And
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

What is M A T H S.....?

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

you are sweet cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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hello! kaisay ho.

hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.

11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.

Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"

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Wah Wah

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