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She Came..
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She Came..
She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Mam
Attendance...!
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1Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may "PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya
1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki
Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
lahore walo
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Hi Agr Aap Dunya
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
Tou
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Tou
Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....
1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.
2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.
3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don''t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He''ll Never Touch!
Why Does Adnan Sami
Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???
Think?
Think?
Think?
Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .
I Proud Being Ur Friend
I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I
L = Luvly
A = Attractive
N = Noble
T = Tangible
I = Intelligent
In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
pata hai GABBAR
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
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