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She Came..
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Funny
She Came..
She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Mam
Attendance...!
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May, 17 2010
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Man To Pathan:
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???
Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?
Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai
Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?
Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti
Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi
Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon
I M a Y b E
I
M a Y
b E
"b" "A" "d" !!!
B u T ...
I
a M
p E r F e C t L y
"G" o_O "d"
A t
I t ... [;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
do u knw wat is diff
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce
Between Radio Nd Akhbar?
Simple
Janix
Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Warning
Warning:
Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''
1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?
Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..
Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''
Aakh Thoo
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
What is the difference Between
What is the difference
Between
1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?
Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited
.......>?
Pathan participated in a cooking
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
.
.
.
.
.
"Naswar Ghosht"
Laws of sex: The more
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.
.
.
.
Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''
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