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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
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1 bat soch rahe hain
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
Hi Agr Aap Dunya
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
Tou
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Tou
Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab
Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy
Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->
Dis is a warning to
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal
Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
A B C D E FG H
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Par lya karo kabhe purani yadied taza ho jati hai.->
main nain r0 kar uss
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,
Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi
BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,
HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki
DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
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