Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
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May, 18 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3409 views Funny

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Face is a book - try to read it

Love is precious - dont miss it

Frendship is a mirror - dont break it

''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :
Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A
Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha
Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->

bache gamley se nikle hain?

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

tv on kro multan m

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

• Thought of the day:

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->

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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

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