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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
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''Plz don"t read this Nahi to
''Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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?
dekha ho gaya na
?
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TIME WASTE!!''
A group of elephants
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
How 2 become a GENIUS
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
Man Receives Telegram
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!
Should Be Buried or Cremated.?
Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.
Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
A Sardar & his wife
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
teachr tum bade ho
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
Bakri chari pahar
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Agar Aisa # Kisi
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
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Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main
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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On
0300-000-000-0
A pathan & his
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha
Aap Mat Ghabrao,
Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
Taecher, Student Se:
Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???
Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
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