main khud bhi usay b

Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

May, 06 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2439 views Funny

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I Have A DouBt

Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings

And

Shut Down For
Computers...

While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

A story that can b read by Angels only…

NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . . . ;->

Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya

Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

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