If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
