If people says you

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

May, 25 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2374 views Funny

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70 Years Old Man

70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

Question Of The Year

Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?

Q?

Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
(",)
<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P

-Commandar Safegaurd

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

A Sardar asked his friend:

A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Hav U evr noticed

Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!

-Agr tum: 0% busy ho 32% beemar ho

-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....

Socrates Was Once Asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Without u ,life is black and white

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

Once an angle came

Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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