If people says you

If people says you
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
  

May, 25 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2646 views       Funny

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Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai


Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..