A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

May, 22 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 3036 views Funny

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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Once Laloo was coming

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replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

WEN thing go fills

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A Smile costs less than Electricity.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

Laws of sex: The more

Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,

Arz kiya hai... "Irshad..Irshad"

Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

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a poster on tv at pe

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"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

ab bush ke bad ob

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Yaad tumhari na aaye

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A woman had triplets

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