A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2550 views       Funny

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Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..


bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..





uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi

Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost

Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur

Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->