A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2460 views       Funny

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Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD