A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2974 views       Funny

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??


Kyun K . . .



Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->
Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"









































































doc:"bathroom ki kundi"


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->