A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2496 views       Funny

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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?



Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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.
.
.
.
Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
wen i was sad; u were thr...



wen i was crying; u were thr...



wen i was unhappy; u were thr...


ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.