A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2942 views       Funny

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My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,

Jo jatay hain un k peechay,

wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,

Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,

wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
.
.
.

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Gin lena puray hy:-D
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young






It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It







Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->