A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2569 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->


Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->



Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.
.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska


S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!