A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

May, 22 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 2358 views Funny

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Zubaida apaaaaa

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Rukain Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain

Or Neechay

Thora Or Neechay

Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->

pathan to doctor

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,

Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

friend said to me

Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

.
.
.
.

Cheeni Hai. :-)

Girlfriend Ko I LUV

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

fsc aur msc

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!

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A woman had triplets

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