A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2917 views       Funny

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I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling