A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

May, 22 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 2756 views Funny

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1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko

1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?

2nd Boy: Mazaar

1st Boy: kyun ?

2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?

Who Cares?? ..... ;->

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Thru the sky I saw

Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

I Feel u Every Day

I Feel u Every Day

I Miss U Every Day

I Enjoy U Every Day

I Love U Every Day

Because

“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa

Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!

**2007** ''LIGHT!

**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!

Qayamat k din

Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!

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A woman had triplets

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