A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2924 views       Funny

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Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)


Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu


Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala