A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
  

May, 22 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2370 views       Funny

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A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????

Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!



Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain



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Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain


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Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.




abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...


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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?