teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2275 views       Funny

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Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.

Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -




beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....





Sweet,



cool,




good,



easily available



And



Biggest similarity...









Dhakkan. . .
“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

"Yes Or No"










Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.



Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "



Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,





Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,




Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,




Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,






"I MISS U"
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!