teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

May, 24 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2834 views Funny

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Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
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Customer : How much is that banana for?

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Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?

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father n son

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teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

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