teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2932 views       Funny

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Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai

Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs

Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai

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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!


Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It