teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....