teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

May, 24 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2760 views Funny

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Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-

An application: Dear sir,

An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"

Marriage Is When

Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Once There Was A

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Saala movie bana raha hai.

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

3 tips to break a mirror:

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

Ppl U Have Seen

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

No

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

NO

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->

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teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

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