teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2777 views       Funny

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If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds

Wat Wil Its Mother Say?

"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"


In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...

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Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care


For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)


Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->