teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

May, 24 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2970 views Funny

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Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,

Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…

A Brahmin & A Japanese

A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

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Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

u start wearing Earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...

u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

win bumper prizes

sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES

PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par

Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???

Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

Shikari dost say

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

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