teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2006 views       Funny

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I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.


=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->


Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?


Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.


Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho

Din Tera , Raat meri Ho

Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho

Or Jab Maut ay to Dost

Kabar Teri ,

Fawad Kumzurf


Ohello

Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)














sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->