teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2520 views       Funny

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Aap ko meri taraf se
.

Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
.

Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
.

Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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.
PONKA
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where





















It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->


If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"


Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?





Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p