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Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana





"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
  

May, 17 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2048 views       Funny

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: U U Coffee!
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring


AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.


Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->
Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->