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Catch her by her waist
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Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
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Drink!
COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
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May, 17 2010
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jb koi dost apne dos
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
PathaN to Nurse:
PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..
agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..
Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..
PAPO ki compart ayi hai
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
Shair Arz Kia Hy Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega
Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega
Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam
Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->
''__,Δ___ /____,_/ \ .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, Its My House
''__,Δ___
/____,_/ \ .;’;’;.,
,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,
Its My House
Gift 4u
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Main Road P Reh Lon GA
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i Heard That
i Heard That
GOOD Looks
Can Kill ....
So
PlZzZ
Avoid Looking At Me
I Don''t Want To
See You Die ... ;->
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
A Student Attached
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote
"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him
Rs 81 Back N Wrote
"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Patient To Nurse
Patient To Nurse
I Don''t Want To
Get Well Because I Love U!
Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,
Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U
Kissing Me
& He Loves Me Too
Beta:
Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
i am acha
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
kya app kanjoosi
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?
Naheen! hmmmmm
Meinein millaya hai!
Kaisay?
Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.
Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
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