an said to his

an said to his
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
  

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chipkA-l33
why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->


Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
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Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)