an said to his

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .

Lamha lamha Faza mein

Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,

Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...

Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?

Dhuz?
no

Dhooz?
no

Thish?

Nahi bhai

Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?

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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->

You are Sweet, Cute and an

You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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A Smile Costs Less

A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

Arz Hai

Arz Hai
"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,...

Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya...

auR..

AUR,

AuR

Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.

Difference B/W Cinema

Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?

Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!

Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

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A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :

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