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A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

May, 19 2010 265 chars (2 sms) 3088 views Funny

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Simran- having smaller

Simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?

U naughty,
It is letter R !

Dream Of Defeating Or Beating

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Zara socho yar SMS

Zara socho yar SMS
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
.
.
Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….

What Is difference

What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

Abey apne kam se kam rakh

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?

Aansu bola:

"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log

Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log

Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log

Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K

Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->

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