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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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