''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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May, 24 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2494 views Funny

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Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,

Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,

my wife recently has lost her voice

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Do You know, Who I am?

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

Wah Wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

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