''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
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A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
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How 2 forget
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SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
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I Agree That''s True....

Believe Me...

I Can Swear....

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Wrong

Than

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Good News-

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Nokia N73 FREE

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Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

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Good Relations doesn’t need

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any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
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KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

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Ek Murga Ek Murgi

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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

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