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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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May, 24 2010
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boys psycology:
boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..
KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..
Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Uffff load shading
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath
faraz
naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,
wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
800 Kamro ka mahal ho
800 Kamro ka mahal ho
aur motiyon se saja darbar.
Income ho arbo me aur
200 mercedes car.
Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,
Isliye jagna hai bekar,
Soja mere yaar.
agar koi larkee roothi
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,
Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,
Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
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